Guerilla Bumper-Repairs Vol. 1 - Hilux HL2

Cats-claws = eyesore. New bumper = £250. Solution:

Only the drill-copter will do for the 320-grit polyester sanding-pad.

Neatened and masked up, it's ready for Lord Lucan.

Expensive U-POL high-build bumper-primer sticks like glue to ABS-plastic, but does not adhere well to Tamara Ecclestone.

U-POL fancy textured bumper-paint, mid-grey. Yes, it's the shit. You would never, ever, not know there had not once been a bumper damage.

TD-22 Crossover Fitting Instructions: Worst translation ever.

I've seen some poorly advised English language translations on instruction-manuals in my time, mainly from Japan, but this one is from China and possibly the worst ever. By the way, the Oxford definition of 'aggrandiser' is something that increases the power, status or wealth of, or artificially enhances the reputation of. Right... I'm guessing that must mean Amplifier.

MIDE IN CHINA

1. When the deferred switch circuit exports a decrease pounding to the aggrandiser and bass cannon creation shaking off a lead plane thereby coming untied and shutting machine down electric current disturbs the aggrandiser trumpet issuing beat sound.

2. Built-in deferred switch circuit output and high VF of plain vehicle audio import low VF RCA when the audio exporting the automobile resolving a first wife thereby adds the dress power aggrandiser the switch line and RCA do not output but design that.